if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore
such a beautiful night tonight
this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here
#no one throws shade like a goth
I like how Danny’s just like “You and your beret disappoint me, Tucker”
and then she proceeded to be the best player in the game
do you remember that?
i remember that
but first, let me take a selfie (or two…or four)
ur so pretty i
aww thanks beautiful xx
tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics