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My name's Brie, I'm 16, and I live in the United States. :) I love you. <3 You beautiful bastard of a human being. Oh, je parle français aussi! Je ne parle pas français beaucoup, mais j'essai! J'ai espoir habiter en France un jour! Peut-être après lycée. D'accord, au revoir. <3 Je t'aimeeee. <33

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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questlon:

99% of my socks are single u don’t see them crying about it

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hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

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peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

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avoxia:

the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair

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adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

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imthecoolcookie:

somethingodd:

THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

Im ready to die

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aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

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foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

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