My name's Brie, I'm 16, and I live in the United States. :) I love you. <3 You beautiful bastard of a human being. Oh, je parle français aussi! Je ne parle pas français beaucoup, mais j'essai! J'ai espoir habiter en France un jour! Peut-être après lycée. D'accord, au revoir. <3 Je t'aimeeee. <33

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Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.


if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later

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Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain

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i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

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im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore 

such a beautiful night tonight

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here

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#no one throws shade like a goth

I like how Danny’s just like “You and your beret disappoint me, Tucker”

and then she proceeded to be the best player in the game 
do you remember that?
i remember that 

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but first, let me take a selfie (or two…or four)

ur so pretty i

aww thanks beautiful xx


tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

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