i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes
I guess I should write something in here, huh? Well my name's Brie and obviously I love Doctor Who. xD I blog what I want cause fuck you. Just kidding. I love you. <3 You beautiful bastard of a human being.
Oh, je parle français aussi! Je ne parle pas français beaucoup, mais j'essai! J'ai espoir habiter en France un jour! Peut-être après lycée. Ou, je vais aller à Hawaii. Mais France est plus joli que Hawaii, à mon avis. D'accord, au revoir. <3 Je t'aimeeee. <33 Meme si tu es un salaud, je t'aime beaucoup. ;)
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.
The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time). Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia? And not just with the kids, but with each other. I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything. They don’t treat their children like children. They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point.
I HAVE to reblog this…
It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.
When I was
In the third grade
My father told me I was gay
Cause I could draw and was in marching band
I told my mom tears runnin down my face
She said “Son when you grow up,
You’ll have loved girls since before pre-k,
and you can be the savior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned.
the ones that like the same sex
had the characteristics
the right wing conservatives think its a decision
To join the black parade.
famous white proverbs
- "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
- "STOP PULLING THE RACE CARD"
- "MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/ HUSBAND/GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS BLACK"
- "UM IF SOMEONE SAID THIS ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IT WOULD BE RACIST"
- "THIS APPLE JUICE IS TOO SPICY"
raccoon dad comes home and dumps trash on the table. raccoon kids are like “trash again??? youre the best dad ever” raccoon moms like “no trash until you finish ur trash”
I feel like youre implying that racoons eat trash
Jada Pinkett-Smith is aware of the critics that frown up their noses at the way she raises her daughter, Willow. Willow cuts, dyes and styles her hair as she pleases, a fact that bothers many who feel girls shouldn’t have that much control over their appearance at such a young age.
Jada decided to address the criticism in a Facebook post:
“A letter to a friend…This subject is old but I have never answered it in its entirety. And even with this post it will remain incomplete. The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be challenged. This is a world where women, girls are constantly reminded that they don’t belong to themselves; that their bodies are not their own, nor their power or self determination. I made a promise to endow my little girl with the power to always know that her body, spirit and her mind are HER domain. Willow cut her hair because her beauty, her value, her worth is not measured by the length of her hair. It’s also a statement that claims that even little girls have the RIGHT to own themselves and should not be a slave to even their mother’s deepest insecurities, hopes and desires. Even little girls should not be a slave to the preconceived ideas of what a culture believes a little girl should be.”
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but seriously this is something we should be teaching all our children. Their bodies are theirs, not ours as parents. As soon as you tell someone their body doesn’t belong to theirs you take away so much from them.
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
"jus de pomme"
when you finally get home after holding in a fart
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws.